blog

           

t-shirts

send doodles

 

home

                 
   


how do I get my hands on a t-shirt?
to quote a popular online shopping cliche, your t-shirt is but a click away. before you know it, you'll be wearing a doodle and a smile, breaking ice, not bank accounts.

our 5 P's (of sorts)

1. Process (Fabrication and Shipping)
the t-shirts are made from cotton which were extracted from shrubs. from what we know, no worms were squished during the process. neither were the small children who worked tirelessly in a dingy shed in vietnam. they're then packed with some care and much love in chinese takeaway boxes (read: wantan noodles. get it? bah, never mind) before being sent to you by the same unthanked postal workers that provide much entertaiment to your dogs.

shipping and delivery is handled by the trusted people at <insert your trusted postage company>. shananigans aside, we pretty much will hop over to the nearest post office and quote you what they quote us. no extra charge for the info nor the fact that we have to haul our less-than-haulable asses to the post office just to let you know how much it will cost you and how fast before your threads will reach you. hopefully, many bothans will not have to die to bring you this information. booby prize for those that recognise that reference.

2. Print

we've scoured the land and found that silk screen prints make for best, most vibrant colours. every other t-shirt printing company agrees. we sense a conspiracy but figured it's best not to question industry experts. anyway, you can expect washable prints that should last a while. longer if you don't have a habit of scrubbing your t shirts with steel wools.

3. Price
all t-shirts are at chump change price of SGD$20. your money will go a long way towards feeding anh nguye^n and his 17 siblings.

4. Payment

nets or credit card

you can purchase through buybuttonz which allows for nets or credit card payment. buybuttonz is a safe and secure online purchase system which works pretty much like paypal but with the added incentive of facilitating nets payment. convenience you can't beat.

OR

inter-bank transfer

if you prefer a more traditional means of purchase, we can do inter-bank transfer. please email us at woodle@wantondoodles.com and specify the t-shirt ID, size and quantity along with your contact details and address.

5. (P)sizes
t-shirt chart with sizes and measurements for each size as follows. warning: chart is not to scale. so please do not try pressing your chest against the monitor (unless that kind of thing excites you).

the t-shirts may shrink a tad upon washing but if you like your garment snug and gay, it's all good. just remember to take them off before putting them in the washer.
 

 
   

guys' tee

 




S
chest: 45.5 cm / 18 inches
length: 68.5 cm / 27 inches

M
chest: 51 cm / 20 inches

length: 71 cm / 28 inches



 
 




L
chest: 56 cm / 22 inches
length: 73.5 cm
/ 29 inches

XL

chest: 61 cm
/ 24 inches
length: 76 cm
/ 30 inches
 
   

girls' tee

 



XS

chest: 38 cm
/ 15 inches
length: 53.5 cm
/ 21 inches
waist: 30.5 cm
/ 12 inches

S
chest: 40.5 cm
/ 16 inches
length: 56 cm / 22 inches
waist: 33 cm / 13 inches


 
 



M

chest: 43 cm / 17 inches
length: 58.5 cm / 23 inches
waist: 35.5 cm / 14 inches

L

chest: 45.5 cm / 18 inches
length: 61 cm / 24 inches
waist: 38 cm / 15 inches