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how do I get my hands on a t-shirt?
to quote a popular online shopping cliche, your t-shirt is but a click
away. before you know it, you'll be wearing a doodle and a smile,
breaking ice, not bank accounts.
our 5 P's (of sorts)
1. Process (Fabrication and Shipping)
the t-shirts
are made from cotton which were extracted from shrubs. from what we know,
no worms were squished during the process. neither were
the small children who worked tirelessly in a dingy shed in vietnam.
they're then packed with some care and much love in chinese takeaway
boxes (read: wantan noodles. get it? bah, never mind) before being sent
to you by the same unthanked postal workers that provide much
entertaiment to your dogs.
shipping and delivery is handled by the trusted people at <insert your
trusted postage company>. shananigans aside, we pretty much will hop
over to the nearest post office and quote you what they quote us. no
extra charge for the info nor the fact that we have to haul our
less-than-haulable asses to the post office just to let you know how
much it will cost you and how fast before your threads will reach you.
hopefully, many bothans will not have to die to bring you this
information. booby prize for those that recognise that reference.
2. Print
we've scoured the land and found that silk screen prints make for best, most
vibrant colours. every other t-shirt printing company agrees. we sense a
conspiracy but figured it's best not to question industry experts.
anyway, you can expect washable prints that should last a while. longer
if you don't have a habit of scrubbing your t shirts with steel wools.
3. Price
all t-shirts are at chump change price of SGD$20. your money will go a
long way towards feeding anh nguye^n and his 17 siblings.
4. Payment
nets or credit card
you can purchase through buybuttonz which allows
for nets or credit card payment.
buybuttonz
is a safe and secure online purchase system which works pretty much like
paypal but with the added incentive of facilitating nets payment.
convenience you can't beat.
OR
inter-bank transfer
if you prefer a more traditional means of purchase, we can do
inter-bank transfer. please email us at
woodle@wantondoodles.com and
specify the t-shirt ID, size and quantity along with your contact
details and address.
5. (P)sizes
t-shirt chart with sizes and measurements for each size as follows.
warning: chart is not to scale. so please do not try pressing your chest
against the monitor (unless that kind of thing excites you).
the
t-shirts may shrink a tad upon washing but if you like your garment snug
and gay, it's all good. just remember to take them off before putting
them in the washer.
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